Just when you think you have seen and heard it all on New York City public transit, you take the L train to Williamsburg (Brooklyn) on a random Monday night. I must say that I did not see this one coming. Usually the passengers who are most likely to catch your attention on the subway are standing in the aisle, with either an instrument, a bag of toiletries and food, or a can that they shake incessantly until you drop a quarter in. But not on this L train. This gentleman was not asking for anything at all, except our willing ears. He was simply sitting there among the rest of us, in Liberty Blue overalls and a voice like a canary. Actually, he was more scream-singing than anything, but it was still quite entertaining. He sang about anything that inspired him at that moment. His first tune was about a grocery store, Whole Foods to be exact. I believe the lyrics went a little something like this…”We love Whole Foods, yes we do. We love to eat. We love it because it’s cheap. Whole Foods is the supermarket we love, yes we do.” I didn’t know whether I should clap, hold a lighter up or request Free Bird. Before I had the chance to react, he was moving on to another source of inspiration…which ended up being intertwined with the song “New York, New York.” He ended with the song “Celebrate”, and the only line that sticks in my memory is “if your lover is great, celebrate!” Bare in mind, that he wasn’t really singing any of the correct melodies…but his own interpretation was priceless.
It’s hard not to stare at people like that…but also easy to catch yourself mezmorized by babies and small children. Especially when they are eating ice cream. It’s probably one of my favorite things to watch, because they have such an appreciation for something so small. I wish the simple things in life still made me that happy. It’s refreshing to see, and almost makes you want to yank it out of their hands and polish off on their behalf. Sometimes I find myself seeking any opportunity to act like a kid. For example, just yesterday, after a client meeting with a coworker, we made our way next door to FAO Schwartz. After some time in the Barbie section, we ended up at the life size piano (featured in the movie “Big”) and played a mean version of “Heart and Soul”. Since the building we were in bordered the south east corner of Central Park, we opted to walk the rim for a while. Unfortunately this was not the best idea, as we found ourselves in the middle of an outright brawl between at least three horse and buggy drivers. Of course they were screaming in another language, but I couldn’t understand what they could possibly be upset about. Perhaps one horse defecated on another horse, or maybe they were just mad that it smelled so bad. Who knows what the issue was, but we finally made it past them without a scratch.
What a great week of nightly activities this has been! Sunday a few friends and I went to the Upright Citizens Brigade in Chelsea, which is an improv comedy club. It would remind you of “Who’s Line is it Anyway”, and they always have a surprise guest performer in the cast, from either Saturday Night Live or 30 Rock. The 7:30 show is only $10 and the 9:30 is free! My mouth almost fell on the floor (which I was sitting on) when I saw Amy Poehler come onto the stage to open the show with a monologue. Amy started on SNL, and has done several movies and shows since then. She was absolutely hysterical, and I was about three feet from her the entire evening. Also guest starring was Zach Woods, who plays Gabe on the Office. The show had us rolling the majority of the time, and was actually quite clean. I thoroughly enjoyed the evening, and definitely recommend it to anyone visiting the city on a Sunday night.
Tuesday night my friend Samara and I went to see Jonny Lang at BB Kings in Times Square. I have loved him since he and I were both 16, when his first single “Lie to Me” came out. Not only is his voice quite impressive, but he can play the guitar incredibly well (not to mention that he is easy on the eyes too). He did “Lie to Me” acoustic at first, and then brought out his band (also AMAZING) to rock it out until the end. My favorite piece was a song called “That Great Day”. Apparently a few years back, he had a “spiritual encounter” and became a Christian. Previously he had no interest in religion and was heavily involved with drugs and alcohol. After changing his life, most of his music had a gospel feel to it. He sang this song so passionately that it almost brought tears to my eyes. Definitely a beautiful moment.
Wednesday night my friend Brenda and I decided to try to get tickets to one of the final performances of The Bengal Tiger, starring Robin Williams. They do a $27 ticket lottery two hours before the show for 21 seats. There were so many people there we did not get selected. However, they ended up extending the discount to the rest of the crowd for seats in the rear orchestra section. Just a little tip for future New York theater goers…always go to the box office first (not TKTS) and ask if there are any Rush tickets available. That is the only way I was able to see Spiderman (front row, balcony) for $30 and Mamma Mia for $35. After securing our tickets, we headed over to 9th avenue to find a dinner spot. On our way, we passed none other than Zach Woods on the sidewalk! Such a weird feeling to run into someone famous twice in four days, but we kept walking. We were on a mission to find food, and fast. Eventually we happened upon Chelsea Grill and thought we would give it a shot. SO glad we did. I had the most amazing philly cheesesteak and waffle fries I have ever eaten…and all for $15 (not bad for that area). We were in and out in less than an hour, and had the sweetest most attentive Irish waitress. I put my stamp of approval on that place for sure…perfect for pre-theater dining.
Once we were in the theater, we realized that our tickets were in the next to last row in the orchestra, which was not terrible but we weren’t thrilled about it. There were only two other people on our row and we were sitting right next to them in the middle. Once the show started, Brenda and I moved down to the end to get a better view. At the beginning of intermission, as we were standing up to stretch, I happened to glance in the direction of the people sitting on our row and you are not going to believe who I saw! ZACH WOODS! For the third time in four days! He was sitting with his girlfriend, who had gotten up to go to the bathroom. We were going back and forth on whether or not we should introduce ourselves, but I thought that the third time was a charm…fate…meant to be. I wasn’t going to sit around and wait for a fourth encounter. I approached him, told him we loved both of his shows, and asked for a picture. He was such a nice guy, and asked us how we liked the city, how we knew each other and other various personal questions. Apparently he was just in town for a few days visiting his lady, before heading back to L.A. where the show films. Brenda and I were both on cloud nine at this point, and didn’t think the night could get any better. After the show (which wasn’t really that good), we waited at the stage door to see if Robin would emerge to do a meet and greet. Sure enough, about twenty minutes later (sometimes this process can take an hour), he came out, took his picture with us, signed our playbills and talked to us briefly. It was the perfect ending to a perfect evening.
The next few months should be equally exciting. So far, I’ve booked tickets to Coldplay, Kings of Leon and Stone Temple Pilots. I am hoping for Bush tickets as well, even though it sold out in two minutes. Several trips are planned, to Nantucket, Niagra Falls and Bar Harbor, Maine. I have got to get a grip on my credit card…I’m definitely experiencing entertainment overload.
And now I am en route to Las Vegas, to celebrate the 4th of July and a 30th birthday with Gina and Justin. None of us have ever been before, and I don’t really know what to expect. We are there until Tuesday, and have a full itinerary ahead of us. The Grand Canyon and Hoover Dam are tomorrow, the Beatles Cirque De Solieil is Sunday night, and then of course fireworks on Monday. I am very excited, and continue to love every second of this summer. So blessed to be able to experience so much! I also just found out that my flight attendant is from McDonough, so I know I am in good hands. She is making this flight bearable, as it seems that I am sitting in the rude women section of the plane. The one in front of me continues to push her seat into my knees, wearing nothing more than a trashy halter top with shorts that show way too much of her cellulite. The one next to me is probably about 70 years old and has the worst case of ADD that I have ever seen. Every five seconds she is moving some part of her body, or typing incessantly on her Ipad, Ipod, Iphone or whatever other I- toy she has. She is also wearing stripper shoes and her lone chin hair is longer than her nasty fake nails. And her popped collar husband isn’t much better. And the person to my right, mouth hanging wide open, is now slobbering. I cannot wait to make this connection in Milwaukee.